August 2012
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
thatfunnyblog:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
July 2012
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Literally just watched about 3 straight hours of...
Them girls can FLY
sh4ne:
weryoungforever:
hihowsyourlife:
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because...
han-nibalism:
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or...
chrislowduh:
ceejaybaaby:
watch this
the coolest creepy ginger I’ve ever seen
a-bollozos:
That moment when you suddenly realize that you have developed a crush on someone. You never really notice it there until one single action triggers that feeling. It may be a look or something they say that strikes something in your soul and it hits you: that yearning to be desired by such a wonderful person. It can’t be taken back but it will eventually fade or grow to something...
The tighter the hug, the better it feels.
teejaypineapple:
puppyluver43:
what an asshole omg!
!!!!
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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sodamnrelatable:
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I'm more lazy than the guy who designed the flag...
sodamnrelatable:
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That "dance" you do when you're on the computer...
sodamnrelatable:
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why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
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Sucks to be not noticed by someone who you try so hard to get their attention.
glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it