chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via thefuuuucomics)

candiestewart:

when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic

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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

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love-ya-torres:

coldbloodedenforcers:

pelandusca:

three people are touching their balls in this gif

this is fucking awesome

(Source: cristianoinspiredfakes, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: tillymints, via funnyassstuff)

Taylor Swift Challenge ACCEPTED and met at our VMA rehearsal.

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burgerkid:

when you do something wrong but you were only trying to helpimage

(via thefuuuucomics)

"Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you, and who’s afraid of losing you."

"…aaannnd I ship it."

This is a very important moment in a fanperson’s life. (via ladynataliestark)

(Source: smokemedaddy, via tyleroakley)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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tyleroakley:

thattypicalyoutubegirl:

I thought it was all just a dream so I made this weird face and people started laughing then tyler just looked at me and i cant stop laughing

this is everything